Playing Mindgames with a Cult Leader, YouTube Edition Print
Written by your friendly neighbourhood reptilian   
Saturday, 12 September 2009 03:07
Sometimes you have to fight fire with fire.  The cult leader is notorious for playing mindgames with his followers and critics.  What better option than to throw the mindgame back his direction!  The best part of all?  That you can fluster the cult leader and expose him to his followers without laying a finger on him or saying a single word to him.  Follow these steps to catch out your very own cult leader.
  1. Be sure you’ve been monitoring said cult leader over the course of several months. It's paramount that you collect evidence of the cult leader's immoral doings so that you have a solid case for uploading the video in the first place.
  2. Make sure you backup videos as the specified cult leader uploads them. The reason for this is that they have a nasty habit of reinventing themselves when a particular money making scheme doesn't work out for them or deleting videos when the heat gets to be too much.
  3. Take a deleted video that the cult leader in question uploaded in the past and rebrand it as per his current money making scheme.
For this case study we'll rebrand Brad Johnson's MP3 greeting that he originally used on Expression of Soul.com

Casestudy

  1. Upload said video to YouTube, and copy the tags off of the cult leader's other videos so that followers of the cult leader in question can eventually find their way to viewing content that the cult leader doesn't want them to view via the "Similar Videos," thus possibly making them realise how much of their life they’ve wasted listening to said charlatan's crying online.
  2. Watch as your targeted cult leader comes up with excuses whilst he practises his best Shakespearean dialect and portrays you as a dark evil skeptic even though you haven't directly said a word of abuse to them.

Bawww


  1. If the cult leader actually confronts you on your own youtube channel and practices his love and light whilst leaving himself completely wide open to attack without any form of counter recovery available to them be sure that you well and truly kick their ass back into the astral planes as demonstrated here.

Desperate


Oh, and for the sake of safety, it's best not to reveal your true identitiy online in case any devoted disciples of the cult leader puts a jiihad on you as previously demonstrated by ex-SOE member Pierre.  Happy hunting!
Last Updated on Monday, 14 September 2009 13:56